tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4726844761468242273.post6434028433981902071..comments2023-10-07T05:29:20.923-07:00Comments on McClatchy Watch: Editor says John Edwards begged him a year ago not to report on scandal... "my sick wife Elizabeth reads your paper every morning"Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4726844761468242273.post-82373855745546472502008-08-18T14:19:00.000-07:002008-08-18T14:19:00.000-07:00Okay, now get jiggy with it!Cheater’s RapJohn Edwa...Okay, now get jiggy with it!<BR/><BR/>Cheater’s Rap<BR/><BR/>John Edwards talked about Dad’s mill,<BR/>While sleeping with a chick off the pill,<BR/>He lied and fibbed to the MS press,<BR/>And, awoke early to preen and dress.<BR/><BR/>John's wife, Elizabeth, ate the lie in ‘06,<BR/>But supported John in Iowa while sick,<BR/>They stole Hillary’s honest votes daily,<BR/>And laughed on cue, and hiding Rielle.<BR/><BR/>Why did John lie like a cheatin’ rat ?<BR/>No “New Deal” for the average Democrat,<BR/>While Obama and Hillary fought on the stump,<BR/>John Edwards watched Rielle grow a bump.<BR/><BR/>John begged the papers, don't print the story,<BR/>Knowing Iowans condemn the whorey,<BR/>Come on, McClatchy, be a good sport,<BR/>And don't be tipping off the Drudge Report.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Now John’s love child is common news,<BR/>And Fred Baron has money to lose,<BR/>Rielle, now nursing, has jetted away,<BR/>Even Geraldo has joined the fray!<BR/><BR/>John’s affair has hurt his poor kids,<BR/>More than Clinton’s cigars ever did,<BR/>A sordid tale that some call a crock,<BR/>The only winner, a loser named Barack!<BR/><BR/>Like dogs in heat, Edwards did pant,<BR/>Defined forever, just like Hugh Grant,<BR/>Tabloids paid to get the sleaze,<BR/>Is it John’s baby, mister please?<BR/><BR/>Vote for John Edwards, give me chills,<BR/>Meet you for sex in Beverly Hills,<BR/>John, don’t need to prove you ain’t a gay,<BR/>Just pony up to compare your DNA.<BR/><BR/>See Barack in Hawaii like Bobby Vinton,<BR/>Unaware the DNC plans to elect a Clinton,<BR/>Edwards may face time from the tax man,<BR/>But not if a pardon is part of Obama’s plan.<BR/><BR/>While Elizabeth cried over her brood,<BR/>Baby mama with John was not a prude,<BR/>Gone the innocent days of Tom Sawyer,<BR/>John gettin’ love like a real trial lawyer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4726844761468242273.post-7362372909235293182008-08-18T13:29:00.000-07:002008-08-18T13:29:00.000-07:00John Edwards wanted to keep the scandal in the "ta...John Edwards wanted to keep the scandal in the "tabloid world" as long as possible.<BR/><BR/>He knew if the only media reporting the scandal was the National Enquirer, he could easily make the case the rumors were just "tabloid trash."<BR/><BR/>Which is what he sucessfully did up until July when the MSM picked up the story. That is when everything unraveled and he confessed.Kevin Gregoryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04694898785243338105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4726844761468242273.post-66853975276440388852008-08-18T12:48:00.000-07:002008-08-18T12:48:00.000-07:00This really doesn't make any sense or logic. W...This really doesn't make any sense or logic. Why would Edwards be concerned if Elizabeth was reading a denial of a scandalous story? And what is the N&O doing killing a story that got widespread usage at the time. You think Edwards' neighbors don't shop at the supermarket where they read the tabloid headlines at the cash register, just like you and I do?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com