"... Since then, the NBA has been the super-hot girlfriend I always suspect of sleeping around. I won't let her go because I know I'll never find an equal replacement, and I hold out a faint hope that she'll settle down and fall in love with my good qualities (disease-free, still employed in this economy and potty-trained -- for the most part)."
Hat tip: The Plog
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