Thursday, May 28, 2009

KC Star sports columnist: "I'm potty-trained for the most part"

Like all colossal bores, KC Star sports columnist Jason Whitlock manages to insert himself into almost every column he writes. Here's an excerpt from his latest column on NBA referees:
"... Since then, the NBA has been the super-hot girlfriend I always suspect of sleeping around. I won't let her go because I know I'll never find an equal replacement, and I hold out a faint hope that she'll settle down and fall in love with my good qualities (disease-free, still employed in this economy and potty-trained -- for the most part)."

Hat tip: The Plog

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's incredible how much Ghetto Trash the Red Star employs.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how come they left out the racist rant that the Star is answering all the complaints about today?

Anonymous said...

He's still a great columnist. It's amazing that the communist paper that's laying off good writers monthly has managed to hold onto two of the country's best sports writers.

Anonymous said...

Oh, come on, MW. You're grasping at straws. Maybe you'd still be employed if you'd been able to inject a little humor into your writing.

Anonymous said...

JW stinks, STINKS! O'Pork Chop needs to shake that two ton bootie out of KC. "Country's best sports writers"- What are you smoking?

Anonymous said...

Iron-clad contracts saved some butts at The Star.

Anonymous said...

Jason Whitlock gets away with a lot due to the color of his skin.

Then again, so did Rhonda "3-Tire" Lokeman.

John Altevogt said...

http://adastrum.kansascity.com/?q=node/659 For a classic Derek Donovan response to a Star blunder. "Of course I feel your pain. However that's outside my purview and even if I could do something I won't because it's really not a problem."

For those of you who complain that MW deals in trivia perhaps that's because that's what you'll find in Derek's blogs most days. "Yes we spelled that word incorrectly, but..."

Bottom line, nothing ever changes. Up yours.